Would you buy my global warming fallout kit?
It has everything needed to survive the affects of global warming.
- A heat reflective suit that maintains the perfect temperature inside.
- Chest waders for the rising oceans.
- A LACE (Lighter than Air Controlled Environment) for producing your own food out of the way of the inevitable flood.
- A garden vegetable Chia Pet to grow your own vegetables inside your LACE.
- A pair of breeding ducks.
- Six Sand-Aids
- A one year supply of Valium.
…Because chickens don’t float.
I’ll give you two bits for it, might even make it two bucks if you exchange the valium for viagra.
Chest wader swim testing