A Fireman joke………………………………?
An African American Fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, “You know sumptin’, woman, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station….
Bell 1 rings. we put on our jackets
Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we’s ready to go.
So from now on woman, when I say “Bell one”, I want you to strip naked.
When I say “Bell two”, you jump on de bed.
When I say “Bell three”, we’s gonna mek love all tru de night, girl.”
The next night he came home and shouted…
“Bell one!” and his wife stripped naked.
“Bell two!” and she jumped on the bed.
“Bell three!” and they started to make love.
After a few minutes, the wife yells out, “Bell Four”.
“WOMAN… what de hell is ‘Bell Four’?” he asked.
She replied……
“ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN’T NOWHERE NEAR DE FIRE!!!!!!”
STOP it already. My side is splitting.
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